Sshhhhh...

Since I have discovered today that not only do I have just two weeks to become Keira Knightley, but must undermine and sabotage Himself's relationship with "Sarah" (like, allegedly that's her name*, who is she???? who is she???**) in these same said two weeks, I have decided to bring out the big guns.

Thanks to Laura, I may find happiness with Himself yet!

I swear to you, I am kidding.

*SATC quote. Yes, desperate times call for desperate measures.

**The Nikki-ism's live on.