Maneater

I think I have met my match. And she's a librarian, Hasslehoff enthusiast, from Hanover. Who knew?

Heidi says: tried my dress and it hardly fits!!
Chica says: oh no!!!! so really you need to go shopping??
Heidi says: i look like a sausage and am in need of shopping! jealous that you fit into teenage girls dress!!

Chica says: i think we should take drunk pics and send them to Himself
Heidi says: hahahahaha - and shelverboy
Chica says: have u got his number aswell???
Heidi says: not yet :P
Chica says: lol, i love it!

Chica says: well im hungry, i need to raid the fridge.
Chica says: hopefully there'll be a sexy man in there
Chica says: holding a cheesecake
Heidi says: cheesecake? mmmmhhh
Chica says: sexy man? mmmhhh
Heidi says: covered in cheesecake
Heidi says: being greedy now
Chica says: but so good!
Heidi says: so what are you having?
Chica says: i dont know, i dont think weve got anything nice
Chica says: send me a sexy man over?
Chica says: you've got loads!
Heidi says: i don't!
Chica says: you have, stop hogging them!
Heidi says: cant help it, am greedy
Chica says: friends share you know!
Heidi says: i will! promise!!
Chica says: good!!
Heidi says: any preference?
Chica says: hmmm, such a question
Chica says: who would you choose for me?
Heidi says: hmm... prob Himself coz i know you like him
Chica says: he doesnt like me tho, does that matter??
Heidi says: doesnt he??
Chica says: nope, he has a gf and he never looks at me!
Heidi says: hahahaha, he looks at everyone!! and he's a gentleman!
Chica says: well, i need a one-woman man... actually i would prefer lots of one-woman men
Heidi says: giggle
Heidi says: just to grope?
Chica says: yes, and to send on errands to meet my every need of course
Chica says: goes without saying really
Heidi says: and rightly so! one man wouldnt cope on his own!

Heidi says: I want that Paul
Chica says: oh yes, you can have Paul, has he got a shaved head??
Heidi says: not sure but he's in the army so good chance
Chica says: well if he hasnt we can make him shave it after the brainwashing
Heidi says: hahahaha
Heidi says: so he feels like a kiwi fruit
Chica says: lol, whatever floats your boat!

Definitely my kind of gal.