'Muffin Top

Although in its infancy, established around twenty minutes ago, the hotly anticipated (by me) Ramblings is born. After the launch party, the Rambler turned in early in order to properly prepare for his imminent and - naturally - largely female fan base. I managed a quick interview with the budding star before he suavely made his excuses and left:

'Muffin: well hun I'd better make my way to my boudoir
'Muffin: the ladies can't control themselves any longer
'Muffin: I feel wrong denying them like this

Potentially hilarious.

EDIT: 'Muffin has since decided his Ramblings are more like pearls of Wisdom. The updated link is here. Watch this space.