Prediction

We have a new blokey at work. He does a different job to me and gets to work a lot less hours, the lucky bugger! He's young, tall and quite handsome - I predict he'll end up with Weezer. I don't know why, it's just an inkling I have - they haven't even met yet! Watch this space!

Also, Rarebit finally left his leather waistcoat at home! This calls for a celebration! I would really like to burn it ceremonially and dance around the ashes drinking tequila and singing old pirate shanties... or something. I complimented him on his new look - you know, without saying "Thank God you've stopped wearing that disgusting rag." I'm subtle like that, see?