"Danny DeVito I love your work!"
There are a million reasons why I love MJ. Here are a few of them.
MJ on loyalty: "I don't watch Dezzie Housewives. It's a rip-off Sex and the City."
MJ on older men: "He's 35! That's 180 in gay years."
Non-smoker MJ on the FA Cup Final: "I tried to stick a box of fags in my mouth and light it."
MJ will kill me for posting this: "I'm so tired I can't be bothered wanking... Where's Paul?"
OK, I tried to ignore this post, but I can't any longer. If you hadn't called me a babe, I would kill you!
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